1. Cheating, using an external script/program not accessible in the standard game or any subsequent universal patch to kill many users with an unfair advantage will result in a... Permanent Ban. Cheaters will not be tolerated, they will be banned without a warning. (If you were wrongfully banned, you have 7 days to post an Unban Appeal from the time of the ban or we will not be held accountable).
2. Any Spamming or any Advertising in the servers will result in a... Kick. If you keep breaking this rule you will get Banned for 60 minutes. (ADVERSTING = PERMANENT BAN)
3.Spamming and Flooding the chat accusing other players of hacking and not letting Server Admins do their job alerting potential hackers will result in a... Kick or Gag.
4.Microphone Spamming or excessive microphone chatter while alive not chatting about tactics harassing and annoying other players playing in the current server will result in a... Kick or Gag.
5.Grenade Spamming to Spam and Flood the chat and annoy players will result in a... Kick. If you keep breaking this rule you will get Banned for 60 minutes.
6.Intentional and ConstantTeam Flashing to annoy teammates will result in a... Kick. If you keep breaking this rule you will get Banned for 60 minutes.
7.Intentional and Constant Hostage Killing to mess the gameplay and not allowing CTs to complete their objective will result in a... Kick. If you keep breaking this rule you will get Banned for 60 minutes.
8. Using Racist, Sexist, Excessive Profanity, Offensive Comments or Words in the game in any context to any person will result in a ... 1 day Ban.
9.Abusing or Harassing Server Admins or other Players will result a... Kick or a 1 day Ban.
10.Excessive Camping in a server when you are not supposed to be (A Terrorist camping in de_maps, a CT camping in cs_maps, or a CT camping when bomb is planted in de_maps) and after multiple warnings by Players/Server Admins will result in a... Slap or Slay. If you keep breaking this rule you will get Kicked or Banned for 60 minutes.
11.Being AFK in the server when server is FULL will result in a... Kick.
12.Ghosting, LANing or Screening by having someone who is dead telling a person who is alive where everyone is on the map giving an unfair advantage to other players will be considered as hacking and will result in a... Permanent Ban.
13.Impersonating any Member, Server Admin, or Staff, or stealing their Tag and Nickname, will result in a... Kick.
14. People that have, during a Spectator Glitch, a suspicious score or a suspicious gameplay will result in a... 5 minutes Ban with a reason like this for example - "Spec Glitch, please restart your PC". (Do not ban every single player who has a Spectator Glitch).
15.Skywalking and Camping on a glitch in a map is NOT allowed. Seen as unfair advantage, any player that decides to go against this server rule will result in a... Slap or Slay. If you keep breaking this rule you will get Kicked or Banned for 60 minutes.
16.Changing IP or Switching Steam Accounts to work around or bypass a ban will result in a Permanent Ban.
17.Reconnecting to server to play twice in one round is NOT ALLOWED. If caught you will be Slayed on the first offense. The following offenses will result in being Kicked or Banned for 5 minutes.
Cheating by Wallhacking, Aimboting, Speedhacking and any kind of hacking. Ghosting is also another kind of cheating that make unfair advantage to other people. IP Changing and Steam Account Switching to bypass a Ban.
Ban for 60 minutes or less than that depend on your consideration for the following reasons
Grenade Spamming to spam and flood the chat. Team Flashing to annoy teammates. Hostage Killing to mess the gameplay. Camping at the glitch of the map. Skywalking in the sky of the map. Advertising other servers
Ban for 1 Day or less than that depend on your consideration for the following reasons
Disrespect the Community, Members and Players or High Rank Server Admins/Staffs. Racism to other players. Abuse to other players Harassment to other players
Note - If any Server Admins want to complete something over the rules state above. Please ask for Staffs for an approve for those bans or come to explain the ban detail on forums.
1. Please Respect every Member and Player in the servers. If players disrespect Server Admins first, Server Admins are able to Ban them for 1 day or less depending in your consideration. Please do not have any argument with them in public server.
2. You have to Follow all the orders from Higher Members.
3. Show your Maturity and your Responsability on both forums and servers.
4. Server Admins are not allowed to ban for excessive camping, you may only slap, slay and kick.
5.Server Admins are advised not to share their passwords and admin account with a third person.Violation of this rule at any instances will not be tolerated.
2. Your real name (yes, your real real-life name) :
3. Your age (ladies are not obligated to answer ):
4. Country of residence (Masturbatia is an acceptable response, but you will have to do a sexy dance to prove it):
5. Contact - Skype/email/facebook (Optional):
6. How long you've been playing CS(don't get sad if we call you noob. We call everyone noobs. Even ourselves):
7. Your favorite server (If our servers get depressed that you don't like them, we will put them in rehab. You be truthful):
8. Any hobbies ("Hobbies? what are those? I even skip bathing to play CS" - perfectly acceptable response ):
9. What do you think of our servers? (You can say they suck, but then you should also willingly accept a reply of "you suck" from us)
10. Do you have any suggestions/complaints regarding our servers? If so, please write them down (we promise to ignore your suggestions for two weeks because we're too busy doing the Irish clogging dance. Then we will make a random decision that more than half our moderators will have no clue about )
In order to create a more friendly community, we offer everyone here a chance to create your own team! These newly formed teams can compete in a host of events and competitions that we will be hosting shortly.
Here are the rules for your team's registration:
1. Your team must have a specific and original Team name. Example: "Super Awersome Team"
2. Your team must have specific/original Team "Clan" tag. Example "[[AIB]] | <playername> "
3. Team must have at least 5 members.
4. Team must have 1 leader, who will be responsible for the actions and conduct of all team players.
5. Team must have at least one player with a legal steam account (Leader prefered).
6. Every team member must have account on the lamdaprocs.in forum.
7. Team members must have the same in-game nickname as their names on the forum.
8. Every team member must have a positive > + 1 reputation on the lamdaprocs.in forum.
9. At least one of the team members must have active Admin privileges on the lamdaprocs.in forum (Preferably, the leader, but not limited to him).
10. Every team member must have a "clear name" status i.e. they can't have been banned for cheating and/or abusive behavior. (False accusations and bans aren't considered.)
Benefits your team will get:
1. Right to participate in team-based events, tournaments, etc.
2. Inclusion of their tag of choice in the lamdaprocs.in forum.
3. Respect in both the forum and the servers.
4. Recognition by other forum members.
5. Leader will get +25% chance of becoming "Moderator".
6. Team members will get +10% chance of becoming "Moderator".
7. Team members will get more attention in threads based on unbans/suggestions/reports/admins abuse
8. Team members will get 10-20% discounts when buying long term privileges via Paypal.
The registration form is as follows:
1. Team Name: 2. Team Tag: 3. Team Leader: 4. Team members nicknames (must be same in forum and servers): 5. Team member with steam account and link to it: 6. Team member with Admin privileges:
Post your form as a new thread on this forum.
Once you submit your form, it shall be reviewed by "Moderators". If you get approval from them, your Team request will be "accepted". Any cheating or misbehavior of any sort will instantly disqualify the said team. Once the team lasts with a good reputation, they will be accepted as a fully pledged Team, and will be granted all privileges mentioned above.
Note, once again: Teams that do not follow the rules will be removed instantly, and without any second chance. Inactive teams shall face the same.
1. Nick that you use in the game
2. Evidence - demo file and screenshot (Demo file upload - Mediafire) Click Here!
3. Information from the Console ban
4. Describe the situation